Philip J. Fry
“I’ll be whatever I wanna do”.
“It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you”?
“But existing is basically all I do”!
“Valentine’s Day’s coming? Aw crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again”!
“My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope”?
“This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me”!
“Oh. Your. God”.
“I’m Bender, baby, please insert liquor”!
“You may need to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. By ‘devil’ I mean robot devil and by ‘metaphorically’ I mean get your coat”.
“You buy one pound of underwear and you’re on their list forever”.
“At the risk of sounding negative, no”.
“Alright, This is the third hose fight I’ve broken up today, and the second using actual hoses”.
“Look Fry, you’re a man and I’m a woman. We’re just too different”.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth
“Everyone’s always in favour of saving Hitler’s brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you’ve gone too far”!
“Yes, it’s a perfect scale model of the universe’s largest bottle. I put a tiny spaceship inside to keep it from being boring”.
“Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me”!
“I don’t trust that doctor. I bet I’ve lost more patients than he’s even treated”.
“Hey, let’s go car shopping! My parents said if I got all B’s they’d buy me a bar. And I got all C’s”!
“I’ve never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little about”.
“The best way into a girl’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them, and you’re in”.
“If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the domino’s will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate”.
“You win again, gravity”!
“Kittens give Morbo gas”.